Let's list my illnesses!

Well, here we go, this is my list of complications so far: (I just wanted to see how long it really was)

Blood clotting disorder, on blood thinning medications.
Placental tear.
Subchronic hematoma (blood clot in the placenta).
Bladder infection.
Gallstones.
Gallbladder sludge (small, grainy gallstones in bile-yummy!)
Bleeding.
Can't take a crap.

I'm sure there's more that I'm forgetting!